Soo... life went and f*cked me over, and I couldn't come up with any new stuff for that writing contest thing... *fails*

regardless, I get a week off

hoo-zah.

umm...I play a lot of video games... and... I had a date last night... so...

cool...

ANYWAY, NOW FOR THIS CRAP!!!

Pick ten characters. They can be from anything, any fandom, your own OCs, your friends, your family, anyone or any character on Earth and BEYOOOND!!!!!!! Just pretend they are in one big fan fic together!

1)Nappa (Dragonball Z Abridged)
2)Triston (Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged)
3)Greased-up Deaf Guy (Family Guy)
4)Jack Black
5)Darkrai (Pokemon)
6)Nia (Gurren Lagann)
7)Alyssa (Friend who tagged me)
8)Alphonse (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood)
9)Truth (FMA/Ing Fan-fic)
10)Violet (Current Story)

Only read the questions after you pick your characters.

1) Number three(Greased-up Deaf Guy) has become goth how did ten(Violet) and six(Nia) bring this about?
.... They tried to have phone sex with him

2) Number one(Nappa) has fallen in love with the new Mary-Sue exchange student! What does he/she like about the Mary-Sue and what does he or she have to do to woo Mary-Sue?
Nappa shows her an issue of him on the cover of glamour and takes her to Dairy Queen.


3) Eight(Alphonse) has just walked in on two(Triston) and five(Darkrai) having sex. What is there explanation to eight(Alphonse) and how does eight(Alphonse) react?
Alphonse begins to question how it is possible to have sex with a genderless Pokemon, and walks out of the room puzzling that.



4) What TV show do nine(Truth) and five(Darkrai) watch together and what is their reaction to the show?

They watch Batman: The Brave and the Bold. They then attempt to try to perform some of Batman's stunts, and Truth gets hurt trying to fly off the top of their two-story house with a pair of fake bat wings. Darkrai knows you can't fly with fake bat wings... You need Altaria wings.

5) You want write a song fic about seven’s(Alyssa) past. What song is it and what is the fic’s plot?

The History Of Tenacious D. Alyssa was in fact there when Jesus walked with the cross.

6) Four(Jack Black) and eight(Alphonse) team up to learn ten’s(Violet) darkest secret. How do they do it and what is the secret that they learn?

Jack Black ropes Alphonse into an overly complicated scheme to break into Violet's room and read her diary, which involves a lot of flips, ziplines, camoflauge, duck tape, roller blades, and icing. They learn that she has a biography written about her on a website called [link].

7) One(Nappa) and seven(Alyssa) must spend a weekend vacation together. Where do they go? What do they do?

Nappa takes Alyssa to Dairy Queen. Yeah, Nappa tends to spend weekends at Dairy Queen. When questioned, he simply replies, "Who wouldn't want to spend a weekend locked in an ice cream store?" Alyssa shrugs, she got her there.

8) Six(Nia) has gotten drunk. What does he or she do to two(Triston)?

Nia attempts to hit on Triston, which gets taken the wrong way and leads Triston to the assumption that Nia is actually an agent of his mortal enemy the Witch (Duke Devlin) Which leads to a kung-fu battle of epic proportions, drunkedness vs. Triston's Voice

9) When eight(Alphonse) goes to Hogwarts what house is he/she sorted in and why?

Alphonse gets sorted into Ravenclaw. The records of his days in Ravenclaw were unfortuently burnt to avoid release to the public

10) Two(Triston) must save nine(Truth) during the Zombie Apocalypse. Why? And how does he/she do it?

Triston begins by round-house kicking a zombie's f*cking head off, Truth summons up the Ing to devour them all, who then proceed to suffer from massive indegestion and they run away.

11) What is the “canon” evidence that three(Greased-Up Deaf Guy) and four(Jack Black) are in a relationship?

Well, as the saying goes, "Once you go Black, You go Deaf"

12) Six(Nia), five(Darkrai), and one(Nappa) form a band. What music do they play and who plays which instrument?

Nia and Nappa form a two-man rock group and Darkrai performs the special effects. Nia and Nappa both play guitar and do vocals. Unfortunetly, someone's mind was literally blown during this performance, and the Dark Void summoned up put everyone into an eternal slumber. Needless to say, that was the band's last performance.

13) Two(Triston) and three(Greased-Up Deaf Guy) star in a fic called “The Tears We Cry” what is the fic’s summary?

Greased-Up Deaf Guy has a terminal desise, and Triston is the only one who is willing to take care of him up untill the day he dies. Triston left one comment, "Imagine 'My Sister's Keeper', but a lot more manly and featuring many more children's trading card games."

14) How does seven(Alyssa) kill nine(Truth) and why?

Alyssa slammed Truth's head in between the stone doors of the Gate. Why? Ask yourself, why would ANYONE kill Truth?

15) What is five’s(Darkrai) animal familiar?

A Puma... They're solid black

16) Four(Jack Black) and one(Nappa) get into a cat fight, why? And who wins?

Jack Black argued that he was the Patty Cake Champion of Manhatten. Nappa, being the Patty Cake Champion of the World, challenged him to a match. Nappa lost. So, to cover his shame, he mercilessly beat Jack Black and said that some lame guy in a fish costume did it.



17) How do seven(Alyssa) and ten(Violet) hook up for a one night stand?
No one's entirely sure, but everyone involved in this is just begging for a copy of the DVD, or at least a chance to watch.


18) In a high-school angst fic what drug does four(Jack Black) get addicted to? And how does six(Nia) get nine(Truth) pregnant? (It cannot be switched.)

Jack Black becomes addicted to Crack Cocaine... You do the math. Truth's anatomy is actually backwards, being the Keeper of the Gate, so, when him and Nia had sex, Truth was the one that actually got pregnent.

19) Eight(Alphonse) and three(Greased-Up Deaf Guy) are in a decidedly awkward situation. What is the situation? How did they get into it and how do they get out of it?

Alphonse asked Greased-up Deaf Guy why he was always greased up. Greased-Up Deaf Guy just stood up and slid away, since he can't walk because he's greased up.


20) Ten(Violet) has become a vampire. What is his or her reaction? What does he or she do?

Violet Kills herself, because anything is better then being a sparkly Mier-pire.



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